Collection: Tech Collection
Sarcastic, slightly too honest gear for developers. PHP has been "dead" since forever and it's still running most of the web. Cozy tees, hoodies and mugs for devs who patch on Friday and pretend it was fine.
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Trick or Treat? register_globals = On Mug – Funny PHP Halloween Coffee Mug
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Scariest Thing I Saw This Spooky Season: PHP 5.6 Server Still in Production Hoodie – Funny Sysadmin Sweatshirt
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This Is My Scary PHP Costume Comfort Colors Tee – Funny Halloween Programmer Shirt
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Boo! It's PHP. Still Not Dead. Comfort Colors Tee – Funny Ghost Programmer Halloween Shirt
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dd('send help'); Comfort Colors Tee – Funny PHP Debugging Shirt
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Oh No, PHP Is Dead Again. Anyway. Hoodie – Sarcastic Developer Sweatshirt
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I Survived Patch Week 2026 Hoodie – Funny Sysadmin Developer Sweatshirt
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PHP Is Dead World Tour Comfort Colors Tee – Funny PHP Developer Shirt
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PHP Survived 6 Apocalypses, .NET Still Compiling Comfort Colors Tee – Funny Programmer Rivalry Shirt
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PHP Is Dead. 2026: Hold My CVE. Comfort Colors Tee – Sarcastic PHP Developer Shirt
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$coffee = true; // patched Mug – Funny PHP Programmer Coffee Mug
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Aww, .NET Is Still Standing. Adorable. Mug – Funny Programmer Rivalry Coffee Mug
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dd('send help'); Mug – Funny PHP Debugging Coffee Mug
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