No time for a costume? Cut out a cardboard sign, write PHP on it, and watch developers run. It has been frightening developers since 1995, and the 2026 edition comes freshly patched. A last-minute Halloween costume and a spooky-season tee for any dev who knows the fear. A soft garment-dyed tee with a relaxed fit, printed to order in the USA. 100% ring-spun cotton.
Shipping & production
Every item is made to order, just for you. Your piece is printed and shipped from the USA, and production typically takes 2–5 business days before it ships. Shipping time is added after that, and you'll get tracking by email as soon as your order is on its way.
Because each item is printed just for you, please choose your size carefully. If something arrives damaged, misprinted or defective, reach out and we'll make it right.
Our apparel comes in unisex sizing. Check the size chart in the product photos and compare it with a piece you already love wearing. For a relaxed, oversized look, consider sizing up.
